No fat. No lean

Traitor Jack could eat no fat,
Olivia could eat no lean.
So they teamed up with the Separatists,
To pick Canadian voters clean.

They want to give unlimited power,
To the Separatist leader, Gilles Duceppe.
Who'll be able to say, yea or nay,
In THE HOUSE, where he's most inept.

Then they want to build a pipeline,
From Canada to Quebec.
And there'll be more loonies flowing,
Than smoke, through Rene Levesque.

But Traitor Jack and the Chow-Chow gal
Have forgotten an important lesson,
When the Canadian voter has said what it wants,
TRAITORS! YOU DON'T GO MESSIN'

So pack your suitcase, Traitor Jack,
Oh, and here's a bit of trivia.
If you want to be certain it's all packed right,
Make sure you stuff in Olivia!

Dimmy