"Honey! Where the hell are you going with that rope?"

 

Nice to meet you Senator. . . Have you met my twin brother?

 

Get the hell out of my way, Dimmy. . . I gotta go, and I gotta go BAD!

 

In about ten years they'll be asking me, "How come your head is so squished?"

 

Slant Eyed Chretien

About a year ago China threatened to cancel a Stephen Harper visit because he just wouldn't stop mouthing off about the Chinese Canadian who was being held in a Chinese jail falsely accused of spying. The Canadian was not allowed to see a Canadian lawyer or receive any kind of Canadian council; there also was evidence he was being tortured! though the China/Canada meeting was important, Harper still wouldn't let up on the human rights violation and DEMANDED the release of the Canadian! Whether you hate him or love him, you just have to admit that Stephen Harper will stand up to the most powerful countries in the world for the rights of one small human being! China cancelled the meeting, and the CBC swung into action! "My oh my." the CBC said on air a dozen times in one morning. . . "My oh my! It's not much like when our man Jean (Chretien) would take a delegation to China and come home with all kinds of goodies for the Canadian economy". You know, that's really rotten! Under the circumstances, that was a disgusting, slimy thing for our once beloved CBC to say. (On air--over and over) No thought about the poor, little turd who was probably getting his testacles removed! But then, nothing is TOO slimy, or TOO disgusting for the CBC to say if it thinks it will demean or embarrass Stephen Harper.
On August 6th 2008 the CBC is once again trying to be-little our Prime Minister. Broadcasting from China, the CBC was sounding quite perturbed because Harper would not be attending the opening of the Olympics. "My oh my," the CBC said on the national, "My oh my! China is going to be very mad at Canada. . . not much like when our man Jean was on the scene and relations between our two countries was so cozy and warm!"
Well, let's put it this way. . . It wasn't just Canada that had a warm and cozy and PROFITABLE relationship with China! Our Man Jean had a very profitable relationship with China and was even on the payroll of a very large Chinese conglomerate! You can be sure that nobody in the Chretien Camp, or at the CBC, gave a hoot about human rights then.
AND THEY STILL DON'T ! Today, Wednesday, August 20th 2008 the headlines in the CHINESE newspapers all read something like this: "Canada's EX Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, blasts the present Prime Minister, Stephen Harper for not attending the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics!" I guess the Crooked Little Cretin from Shawinigate must be still be on a Chinese payroll!
The Canadian still hasn't been released from the Chinese dungeon and Stephen Harper still hasn't given up fighting for his freedom! During the first week of June, this year, a Canadian envoy delivered a powerful message from the Prime Minister of Canada to the President of the People's Republic of China DEMANDING the release of the Canadian citizen. . . Or else! (We Canadians might never know what the "or else" is. . . but you can bet your ass the Chinese will, and they ain't going to enjoy it!
My oh my! Not much like when the CBC's man Jean was around! THANK GOD AND THE CANADIAN VOTERS FOR THAT!

Dimmy

Aw com'on CBC. . . All I said was I didn't think Harper was such a bad guy. . .