Man! I tell ya. . . with all the rain we have around here, ya just can't be too careful

CBC-N-YA

Bitchin' in the Kitchen

Ah yes. . . Rex is really king of the talk show hosts. In Canada, anyway. Cross Country Check-Up is actually a fantastic show. It doesn't HAVE to be biased. . . yet. . . I have to congratulate the call screeners. They're doing a fantastic job. Our local mathematician, here in the St. Mike's area, has calculated that if a poll was done on the same night after "checkup" aired, the Liberals would go up ten whole points. The power of the media! Next week I'm going to lie and then perhaps the screeners will let me on. "Oh God yes, Stephen Harper has to be the worst PM ever to not go jogging! He secretly wishes global warming would increase. He cheats at chess and he once had a homosexual affair with a jewel thief. (I believe his name was Swhere, or Swhen or swom other NDP- M.P.!) Anyway, King Rex, that was a good interview you did with "ROCK-A-BULLY" Williams considering it's almost impossible to get a word in edgewise with him around.
I tried listening to "checkup" yesterday but for obvious reasons I just COULD NOT! So, instead, I threw a hunk of salt cod in a pot of boiling water, (None of that nandy-pandy soaking over-night for me. . . not while my blood is also boiling!) Chopped a whole onion to the frying pan, salted and peppered it the same way the Liberals stole our tax dollars. . . with reckless abandon! Fried a bunch of salt pork to a crisp on another pan, saving the grease of course. Added water, butter and a bit of flour to the onions, making it into "drawn butter", mashed potatoes and. . . Jesus, Mary and Joseph. . . reevin dines by! (slurp!) I gotta go now 'fore I turns up missing!

Dimmy