Thursday, December 4, 2008

Craving Power

Jack and Gilles
on Parliament Hill
Got together for a roll in the hay.
But because they lost the election,
They couldn't get an erection,
"Perhaps", said Jack, "We'll try another day."

Gilles said, "we'se should be hin-tisen'
Hour gay friend Scott Brison,
Ee'll get us pointin' da hopper-tune way!"
So Scott joined the twosome,
And though it was gruesome,
All three had a fabulous lay!

As they cuddled there, smoking,
Scott mused, sort of joking
"We should bring the Prime Minister down."
Jack jumped out of bed,
Accidently kicked Gilles in the head,
And kissed Scot on the spot that is brown.

"We'll do it", Jack screamed.
And Scott Brison beamed,
"We'll have to get help from Dion."
"Stephane hi'll go see,
But Ee as big ate fer me."
Said Gilles, as his thoughts raced beyond.

So a coalition was born
On that October morn
When three pricks got together to screw.
Because Stephane craved power,
It took but an hour,
For Dion to join the motley crew.

Ah, but Canadians all,
Saw the writing on the wall.
They knew the country, the coalition would sell.
So despite the bad weather
Canadians banded together,
and sent every bitchin traitor straight to HELL

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