Excuse me, sir, but I believe you have some kind of rodent nipping at your tu-tu !

 

That's all I know, Officer. She ran out of here screaming and headed toward the lake.

 

Provided by CBC management to the CBC Reporter who misses a chance at demeaning a member of Harper's Government. (It's a USE or be FIRED situation!)

 

"Come yout. Come yout. Come yout my prietty kietten."

 

"Neoooo, neot neowwww!"

 

I was hoping to get a job with the CBC. . . but they said I wasn't qualified.

 

I told you before Dimmy, when this bathing suit gets wet it shrinks! Nope! This is as far out as I'm going! No. . . this is it! I said NO!

 

Oh God! I knew I should never have ordered that last double Bourbon!

 

"Hi there human people. Guess what. Early this morning I was feeling a little horse. . .

 

. . . Oh! There she is now!"

 

Don't be sad, big guy. . . You can always get a job with the CBC!